








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




138 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3909 | 44% |
| Smokes | 1280 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 3178 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 588 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,424,884 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gabriellito S. | 61% | 62 |
| #2 | Toofani | 43% | 131 |
| #3 | Serniee | 42% | 85 |
| #4 | 𝙎𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙚 | 40% | 201 |
| #5 | wozky <3 | 40% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙎𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙚 | 370 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | wozky <3 | 261 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | Toofani | 223 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Serniee | 211 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Gabriellito S. | 211 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gabriellito S. | +3.70 | 74 | 49 |
| #2 | wozky <3 | +2.31 | 73 | 47 |
| #3 | Serniee | +1.76 | 52 | 58 |
| #4 | 𝙎𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙚 | +0.62 | 36 | 45 |
| #5 | Art. | -0.40 | 50 | 32 |





