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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 131 matches | ||
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 101 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5104 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,021 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3310 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5160 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5824 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4727 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,795,266 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Svirlica | 58% | 227 |
| #2 | алый | 54% | 298 |
| #3 | Bezwzględny | 50% | 723 |
| #4 | Мультисерб | 49% | 94 |
| #5 | Murgilo | 48% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | алый | 24 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Svirlica | 17 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Bezwzględny | 14 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Chad Thundercock | 9 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | Murgilo | 8 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bezwzględny | 1020 | 0.07 | 22 min |
| #2 | алый | 852 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #3 | Murgilo | 364 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Chad Thundercock | 123 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Svirlica | 120 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | алый | +3.26 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | Murgilo | +2.68 | 82 | 53 |
| #3 | Svirlica | +2.51 | 62 | 49 |
| #4 | Bezwzględny | +0.46 | 55 | 63 |
| #5 | Yusuf | -0.82 | 44 | 48 |





