








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1561 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1063 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 316 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,682 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13412 | 33% |
| Smokes | 10522 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5905 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 10843 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,439,819 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 922 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Addison Rae | 56% | 100 |
| #2 | Taylor S | 54% | 212 |
| #3 | Well-Adjusted Individual | 53% | 112 |
| #4 | Squigit44 | 51% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Addison Rae | 56% | 100 |
| #2 | Taylor S | 54% | 212 |
| #3 | Well-Adjusted Individual | 53% | 112 |
| #4 | Squigit44 | 51% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Addison Rae | 11 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Taylor S | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Well-Adjusted Individual | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Squigit44 | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Addison Rae | 289 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Taylor S | 264 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | Well-Adjusted Individual | 150 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Squigit44 | 5 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taylor S | +5.62 | 91 | 50 |
| #2 | Addison Rae | +3.57 | 84 | 54 |
| #3 | Well-Adjusted Individual | +2.78 | 85 | 57 |
| #4 | Larshubneth | +0.37 | 53 | 55 |
| #5 | Squigit44 | -1.21 | 65 | 15 |





