








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 344 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3854 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4449 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1031 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 3685 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2516 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $883,655 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 413 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meekz | 22 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Aroy. | 16 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | Psycho Bukaj | 9 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | ONE TAP MACHINEE | 8 | 0.0120 |
| #5 | WonszŻeczny | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aroy. | 306 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | meekz | 304 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | WonszŻeczny | 262 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | ONE TAP MACHINEE | 164 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #5 | GrUUbY | 118 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ONE TAP MACHINEE | +7.45 | 90 | 65 |
| #2 | Napster | +3.40 | 58 | 57 |
| #3 | WonszŻeczny | +3.34 | 61 | 74 |
| #4 | GrUUbY | +2.80 | 88 | 54 |
| #5 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | +2.46 | 63 | 66 |





