








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 492 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 128 matches | ||
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2974 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,436 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5306 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4591 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4786 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3753 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $686,426 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 701 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KurkuGoesPro | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | janoistensankari | 56% | 86 |
| #3 | MolsteGG | 55% | 40 |
| #4 | Pel<tsi | 55% | 121 |
| #5 | washed | 54% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Karen | 53% | 30 |
| #7 | Ailu | 53% | 89 |
| #8 | ✪dgm<3♛ #kung | 50% | 28 |
| #9 | jdi | 46% | 28 |
| #10 | brutus | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | washed | 61 | 0.0181 |
| #2 | Pel<tsi | 41 | 0.0171 |
| #3 | janoistensankari | 24 | 0.0148 |
| #4 | Ailu | 18 | 0.0102 |
| #5 | jdi | 9 | 0.0170 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | washed | 320 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Pel<tsi | 267 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ailu | 156 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | MolsteGG | 126 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | brutus | 108 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KurkuGoesPro | +5.80 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | Karen | +4.27 | 86 | 54 |
| #3 | Ailu | +4.22 | 93 | 60 |
| #4 | MolsteGG | +2.74 | 53 | 62 |
| #5 | Pel<tsi | +2.11 | 81 | 39 |





