








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 279 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 144 matches | ||
| Faceit | 136 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




135 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3872 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5140 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 1808 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1822 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,452,981 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 898 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1K3 | 54% | 79 |
| #2 | Röpö. | 50% | 234 |
| #3 | Pennanenn | 49% | 91 |
| #4 | 具пијаница具 | 47% | 380 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1K3 | 54% | 79 |
| #2 | Röpö. | 50% | 234 |
| #3 | Pennanenn | 49% | 91 |
| #4 | 具пијаница具 | 47% | 380 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 具пијаница具 | 99 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | Röpö. | 38 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | Pennanenn | 13 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | L1K3 | 6 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 具пијаница具 | 1193 | 0.20 | 25 min |
| #2 | Röpö. | 439 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | Pennanenn | 226 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | L1K3 | 160 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1K3 | +3.40 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | Pennanenn | +1.88 | 61 | 63 |
| #3 | henriz. | +1.50 | 50 | 40 |
| #4 | 具пијаница具 | +0.59 | 60 | 57 |
| #5 | Röpö. | +0.20 | 58 | 59 |





