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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1497 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3420 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4087 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4032 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2215 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2089 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,341,682 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 343 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zorowork | 68% | 65 |
| #2 | wake | 63% | 52 |
| #3 | SquirrelXX59 | 61% | 84 |
| #4 | Euthymides | 60% | 58 |
| #5 | boneheadben | 57% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stia | 39 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Zorowork | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | wake | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | boneheadben | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | SquirrelXX59 | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stia | 720 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #2 | boneheadben | 217 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | SquirrelXX59 | 146 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Euthymides | 134 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Zorowork | 97 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zorowork | +4.67 | 89 | 50 |
| #2 | kinuh | +2.85 | 71 | 48 |
| #3 | stia | +2.66 | 66 | 54 |
| #4 | wake | +2.58 | 66 | 53 |
| #5 | SquirrelXX59 | -2.16 | 21 | 28 |





