








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 415 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1311 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 93 | 23% |
| Smokes | 93 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 123 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 95 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $209,612 of utility $24 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | belog | 55% | 60 |
| #2 | Jan Pieterszoon Coen | 54% | 61 |
| #3 | Luu | 44% | 114 |
| #4 | i drink and drive | 40% | 108 |
| #5 | Deathallss | 39% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Jan Pieterszoon Coen | 54% | 61 |
| #3 | Luu | 44% | 114 |
| #4 | i drink and drive | 40% | 108 |
| #5 | Deathallss | 39% | 90 |
| #6 | incstinct | 38% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i drink and drive | 38 | 0.0184 |
| #2 | Luu | 32 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | Deathallss | 29 | 0.0172 |
| #4 | incstinct | 19 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Jan Pieterszoon Coen | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luu | 301 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | incstinct | 234 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | i drink and drive | 233 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Deathallss | 147 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Jan Pieterszoon Coen | 117 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | belog | +12.92 | 77 | 55 |
| #2 | incstinct | +7.36 | 84 | 43 |
| #3 | Jan Pieterszoon Coen | +5.05 | 44 | 47 |
| #4 | Luu | +4.84 | 50 | 50 |
| #5 | Deathallss | +4.58 | 83 | 56 |





