








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 612 matches | ||
| Wingman | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 129 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




149 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10013 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,949 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10225 | 37% |
| Smokes | 7607 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4772 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5345 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,867,242 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1539 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silver Gamer | 46% | 286 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silver Gamer | 46% | 286 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silver Gamer | 117 | 0.0205 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silver Gamer | 1153 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silver Gamer | +1.41 | 62 | 50 |
| #2 | Sevle | +0.78 | 74 | 64 |





