








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1713 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 399 matches | ||
| Wingman | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




109 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11683 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,362 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12963 | 31% |
| Smokes | 9108 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 11330 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7961 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,389,164 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5447 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n3xon | 55% | 265 |
| #2 | ByRisk | 52% | 95 |
| #3 | Saftmaschino | 51% | 459 |
| #4 | admiral | 49% | 84 |
| #5 | Quagmire 💲TRADING SKINS💲 | 49% | 591 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Quagmire 💲TRADING SKINS💲 | 49% | 591 |
| #6 | ÈSMaticx | 48% | 170 |
| #7 | JK | 47% | 104 |
| #8 | ♥ Ruby ♥ | 47% | 148 |
| #9 | DetroX. | 44% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quagmire 💲TRADING SKINS💲 | 31 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Saftmaschino | 25 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | ♥ Ruby ♥ | 21 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | ÈSMaticx | 19 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | n3xon | 12 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saftmaschino | 1685 | 0.18 | 46 min |
| #2 | Quagmire 💲TRADING SKINS💲 | 1435 | 0.12 | 35 min |
| #3 | n3xon | 356 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | ♥ Ruby ♥ | 269 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | ByRisk | 169 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ByRisk | +2.19 | 74 | 39 |
| #2 | Saftmaschino | +2.16 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | n3xon | +2.16 | 90 | 57 |
| #4 | DetroX. | +0.78 | 66 | 46 |
| #5 | ♥ Ruby ♥ | +0.39 | 86 | 43 |





