








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 822 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5048 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,737 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1739 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2083 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2340 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2575 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $490,856 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 274 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ##RR dawnz | 60% | 43 |
| #2 | Luu | 45% | 242 |
| #3 | i drink and drive | 41% | 100 |
| #4 | Deathallss | 39% | 76 |
| #5 | Rouszeau | 38% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ##RR dawnz | 60% | 43 |
| #2 | Luu | 45% | 242 |
| #3 | i drink and drive | 41% | 100 |
| #4 | Deathallss | 39% | 76 |
| #5 | Rouszeau | 38% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luu | 56 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | i drink and drive | 39 | 0.0199 |
| #3 | Deathallss | 27 | 0.0173 |
| #4 | Rouszeau | 17 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | ##RR dawnz | 12 | 0.0142 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luu | 691 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | i drink and drive | 250 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | ##RR dawnz | 219 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #4 | Deathallss | 183 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Rouszeau | 14 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | incstinct | +4.89 | 83 | 41 |
| #2 | ##RR dawnz | +2.47 | 80 | 57 |
| #3 | Deathallss | +1.61 | 79 | 59 |
| #4 | Luu | +0.91 | 44 | 54 |
| #5 | i drink and drive | -5.36 | 12 | 33 |





