








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 968 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 87 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,473 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4736 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5265 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4615 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4857 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,747,374 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 707 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Das Finanzamt | 273 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | baeisi | 221 | 0.31 | 6 min |
| #3 | Technikopfer | 193 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | @Lenanas | 169 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #5 | Joshua | 96 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | local.horst | +5.92 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | nitram | +5.09 | 75 | 50 |
| #3 | baeisi | +0.96 | 62 | 63 |
| #4 | Das Finanzamt | +0.50 | 63 | 44 |
| #5 | marzltov | +0.40 | 68 | 37 |





