








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 312 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2830 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3497 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3113 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1177 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1836 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $822,169 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EnkaSt | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | 氷熊 | 55% | 49 |
| #3 | OKULYNN | 53% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EnkaSt | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | 氷熊 | 55% | 49 |
| #3 | OKULYNN | 53% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OKULYNN | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | 氷熊 | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | EnkaSt | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 氷熊 | 66 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | EnkaSt | 65 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | OKULYNN | 63 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EnkaSt | +2.34 | 87 | 40 |
| #2 | OKULYNN | +1.06 | 83 | 41 |
| #3 | 氷熊 | +0.77 | 67 | 49 |
| #4 | Hana | +0.15 | 78 | 59 |





