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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2052 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,771 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 786 | 21% |
| Smokes | 756 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1319 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 910 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $754,558 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 943 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S t r a n d h | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | AsianPanda | 69% | 42 |
| #3 | 80085 | 43% | 30 |
| #4 | mirlm | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S t r a n d h | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | AsianPanda | 69% | 42 |
| #3 | 80085 | 43% | 30 |
| #4 | mirlm | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 80085 | 16 | 0.0261 |
| #2 | AsianPanda | 8 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | mirlm | 6 | 0.0157 |
| #4 | S t r a n d h | 3 | 0.0179 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AsianPanda | 148 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | 80085 | 71 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | S t r a n d h | 18 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | mirlm | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AsianPanda | +4.30 | 60 | 67 |
| #2 | S t r a n d h | +2.60 | 82 | 33 |
| #3 | n | +0.93 | 72 | 43 |
| #4 | 80085 | -1.60 | 54 | 42 |
| #5 | mirlm | -5.63 | 36 | 31 |





