








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 754 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 138 matches | ||
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




206 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6287 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,096 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6011 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3277 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4251 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3557 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $867,942 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 938 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | father | 72% | 46 |
| #2 | Snake | 61% | 352 |
| #3 | SandyTheGoon | 51% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | father | 72% | 46 |
| #2 | Snake | 61% | 352 |
| #3 | SandyTheGoon | 51% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snake | 133 | 0.0204 |
| #2 | SandyTheGoon | 35 | 0.0159 |
| #3 | father | 4 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snake | 2083 | 0.32 | 50 min |
| #2 | father | 119 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | SandyTheGoon | 65 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SumTingWong | +4.08 | 72 | 47 |
| #2 | father | +3.73 | 93 | 56 |
| #3 | Snake | +1.62 | 38 | 59 |
| #4 | SandyTheGoon | -3.26 | 20 | 29 |





