



System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

Mapping data processed:
Our logs show
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|
Our logs show you have wasted
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





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