








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1687 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 498 matches | ||
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 212 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,918 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6302 | 20% |
| Smokes | 7415 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7678 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 10523 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,360,972 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1485 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stavland | 52% | 230 |
| #2 | Cunaverse | 47% | 666 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stavland | 52% | 230 |
| #2 | Cunaverse | 47% | 666 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stavland | 55 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | Cunaverse | 5 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stavland | 1313 | 0.29 | 28 min |
| #2 | Cunaverse | 199 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stavland | +3.29 | 88 | 64 |
| #2 | zCrypt | +1.45 | 75 | 51 |
| #3 | Cunaverse | -0.42 | 52 | 33 |





