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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 595 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1371 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,787 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1661 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1798 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1656 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1672 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $802,324 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dat99 | 53% | 62 |
| #2 | Heebo 2.0 | 41% | 17 |
| #3 | Taizz | 38% | 71 |
| #4 | pikkue | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dat99 | 53% | 62 |
| #2 | Heebo 2.0 | 41% | 17 |
| #3 | Taizz | 38% | 71 |
| #4 | pikkue | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dat99 | 25 | 0.0200 |
| #2 | Taizz | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taizz | 408 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #2 | dat99 | 339 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #3 | pikkue | 70 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #4 | Heebo 2.0 | 18 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pikkue | +2.76 | 69 | 79 |
| #2 | dat99 | +0.95 | 37 | 66 |
| #3 | lerskers | +0.46 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | Heebo 2.0 | -0.13 | 48 | 59 |
| #5 | Taizz | -2.75 | 39 | 61 |





