








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,305 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 441 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1035 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 573 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 256 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $545,857 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eldwin | 47% | 119 |
| #2 | pena | 46% | 124 |
| #3 | zethram | 46% | 127 |
| #4 | t✿mps | 46% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eldwin | 47% | 119 |
| #2 | pena | 46% | 124 |
| #3 | zethram | 46% | 127 |
| #4 | t✿mps | 46% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eldwin | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | t✿mps | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | zethram | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | pena | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t✿mps | 409 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | zethram | 395 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | Eldwin | 298 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | pena | 57 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t✿mps | +5.42 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | Eldwin | +0.96 | 66 | 66 |
| #3 | pena | -2.85 | 43 | 42 |
| #4 | NoobIsMyName | -3.41 | 15 | 30 |
| #5 | zethram | -3.50 | 23 | 56 |





