








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 891 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3759 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,440 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3879 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4192 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2550 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3819 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,059,214 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Daddy | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | Aegir | 57% | 65 |
| #3 | Tripii | 55% | 69 |
| #4 | signify | 54% | 90 |
| #5 | Michael | 53% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | you have any percs? | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | signify | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Michael | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | dumpster goth | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Tripii | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aegir | 313 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #2 | you have any percs? | 181 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | dumpster goth | 166 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Michael | 142 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | signify | 93 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | signify | +3.35 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | xXGERALDxGAMINGXx | +1.77 | 67 | 69 |
| #3 | seattle fruit fiend | +1.62 | 85 | 61 |
| #4 | ✪ Daddy | +1.06 | 53 | 68 |
| #5 | Aegir | +0.38 | 86 | 71 |





