








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 893 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,553 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6351 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6225 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5501 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2476 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,546,681 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 567 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kookly | 71% | 58 |
| #2 | Adam | 62% | 68 |
| #3 | muksaw | 61% | 49 |
| #4 | Ambitionz | 61% | 67 |
| #5 | POSSUMATOR | 48% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kookly | 280 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | muksaw | 259 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ambitionz | 227 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | monkr | 183 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Adam | 151 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | monkr | +3.40 | 90 | 59 |
| #2 | Kookly | +3.22 | 86 | 79 |
| #3 | ✪ muLa | +2.81 | 77 | 49 |
| #4 | Adam | +2.51 | 76 | 62 |
| #5 | muksaw | +2.00 | 84 | 62 |





