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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 324 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5064 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,744 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8810 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8030 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6448 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5456 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,559,953 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 897 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪VanDuuren | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | Cheeze Toodles | 50% | 157 |
| #3 | mark0 | 47% | 161 |
| #4 | dynamics3 | 46% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪VanDuuren | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | Cheeze Toodles | 50% | 157 |
| #3 | mark0 | 47% | 161 |
| #4 | dynamics3 | 46% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mark0 | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Cheeze Toodles | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | dynamics3 | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | ✪VanDuuren | 3 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mark0 | 638 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | Cheeze Toodles | 231 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | dynamics3 | 176 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | ✪VanDuuren | 79 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheeze Toodles | +2.06 | 47 | 67 |
| #2 | #1 | +1.19 | 61 | 67 |
| #3 | ✪VanDuuren | +0.77 | 41 | 67 |
| #4 | mark0 | +0.69 | 69 | 63 |
| #5 | dynamics3 | -1.60 | 48 | 52 |





