








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4720 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,685 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1519 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2755 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2602 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1809 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $598,656 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1344 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cornelius Pendleton | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | Punished Welfarious | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | yn ftd | 59% | 34 |
| #4 | BoxNibbler | 55% | 40 |
| #5 | CmanShocker | 54% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Punished Welfarious | +4.39 | 80 | 44 |
| #2 | Cornelius Pendleton | +3.10 | 58 | 16 |
| #3 | yn ftd | +2.55 | 73 | 58 |
| #4 | CmanShocker | +2.41 | 58 | 34 |
| #5 | Goose?! | +2.11 | 53 | 47 |





