








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 587 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 469 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 316 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




222 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16604 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5903 | 15% |
| Smokes | 13790 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 12055 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 8894 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,704,970 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8688 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *Wasukodo* | +4.52 | 87 | 45 |
| #2 | !....𝕱𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖚𝖘 | +4.30 | 91 | 62 |
| #3 | Everyone is cheating | +3.72 | 79 | 78 |
| #4 | ★ Ezel ★ | +3.19 | 66 | 54 |
| #5 | K!ng | +2.56 | 86 | 56 |





