








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 380 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3651 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,542 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3734 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2384 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3581 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2843 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,048,585 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 323 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DB_- dw[bc | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | dRUNKSTYLE | 51% | 219 |
| #3 | Morellium | 49% | 37 |
| #4 | PC Rick | 48% | 61 |
| #5 | ZeDiBino | 46% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OWLANOX | 20 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | ZeDiBino | 12 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | dRUNKSTYLE | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Morellium | 7 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | PC Rick | 5 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dRUNKSTYLE | +4.24 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | PC Rick | +1.45 | 73 | 46 |
| #3 | ZeDiBino | +0.43 | 82 | 50 |
| #4 | DB_- dw[bc | +0.21 | 72 | 58 |
| #5 | Morellium | -0.31 | 49 | 43 |





