








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 188 matches | ||
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4080 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5198 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3181 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3454 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,199,579 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Radagast 2.5 | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | ✪ Opac | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | FenicEzz | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | angelofootball99 | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | IcoNic_ | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | angelofootball99 | 739 | 0.26 | 16 min |
| #2 | FenicEzz | 463 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #3 | ✪ Opac | 372 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | NickFury98 | 268 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | Radagast 2.5 | 247 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FenicEzz | +3.37 | 76 | 76 |
| #2 | ☂やolleรψ☂ | +2.84 | 79 | 71 |
| #3 | Ryuk | +1.65 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | [FrK] MyniNot | +1.34 | 83 | 59 |
| #5 | Radagast 2.5 | +1.27 | 74 | 60 |





