








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 550 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 615 matches | ||
| Wingman | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




107 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,159 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6463 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5595 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5469 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3632 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,346,072 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1487 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .exspecT | 51% | 299 |
| #2 | 𝗠 𝗮 𝘅 𝗫 | 49% | 87 |
| #3 | pietr | 41% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .exspecT | 51% | 299 |
| #2 | 𝗠 𝗮 𝘅 𝗫 | 49% | 87 |
| #3 | pietr | 41% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pietr | 16 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | 𝗠 𝗮 𝘅 𝗫 | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | .exspecT | 3 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .exspecT | 234 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #2 | 𝗠 𝗮 𝘅 𝗫 | 185 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | pietr | 175 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j0s | +2.03 | 91 | 60 |
| #2 | pietr | +0.98 | 92 | 59 |
| #3 | 𝗠 𝗮 𝘅 𝗫 | -0.73 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | .exspecT | -1.22 | 66 | 49 |





