








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 734 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2283 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,970 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2181 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4301 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 426 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 2062 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $849,554 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | AAAAAAAAGGHHHH | 50% | 139 |
| #8 | Blue Purple Guy | 49% | 134 |
| #9 | TemOofGod | 47% | 110 |
| #10 | ILikeYeetingYEET | 46% | 136 |
| #11 | mino | 31% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ILikeYeetingYEET | 30 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | Blue Purple Guy | 29 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | CuLuC | 23 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | Zantares | 20 | 0.0213 |
| #5 | v.t | 17 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v.t | 532 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | TemOofGod | 368 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | ILikeYeetingYEET | 265 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Supreme Witch Calamitas | 124 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | mino | 124 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v.t | +4.97 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | CuLuC | +2.22 | 58 | 8 |
| #3 | Zantares | +1.96 | 71 | 44 |
| #4 | TemOofGod | +1.51 | 59 | 63 |
| #5 | Supreme Witch Calamitas | +0.85 | 40 | 47 |





