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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 175 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2645 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,057 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3503 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3079 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4017 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3458 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $781,942 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 429 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruthless | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | row | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | dnl | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | JANSON | 51% | 249 |
| #5 | Nexo | 49% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nexo | 34 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | JANSON | 28 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | .#nyxer#. | 27 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Ruthless | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | chris² | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | row | +3.89 | 71 | 66 |
| #2 | Nexo | +1.81 | 60 | 70 |
| #3 | Ruthless | +1.54 | 45 | 52 |
| #4 | .#nyxer#. | +0.20 | 87 | 51 |
| #5 | Kurt C. Hose | +0.14 | 57 | 65 |





