








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1007 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1868 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1188 | 12% |
| Smokes | 3065 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3829 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1979 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,216,640 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 991 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | maly škotyceps | 47% | 36 |
| #8 | CornHub | 45% | 33 |
| #9 | cigsbae | 42% | 255 |
| #10 | cube | 42% | 71 |
| #11 | tem | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyhmäpaska | 18 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | cigsbae | 17 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | ♥ r1CΞy :3 | 16 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | cube | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Volkowski | 5 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cigsbae | 633 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #2 | ♥ r1CΞy :3 | 254 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | misq | 252 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | Jorma1975 | 227 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | tyhmäpaska | 144 | 0.03 | 3 min |





