








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 440 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1970 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1747 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1619 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1307 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1322 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $425,226 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oh man | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | Is0 - cs2hq.com | 58% | 38 |
| #3 | trunks cs2hq.com | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | debtsooB | 50% | 112 |
| #5 | S T A X | 45% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | debtsooB | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Snake - cs2hq.com | 10 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Is0 - cs2hq.com | 10 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | S T A X | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | trunks cs2hq.com | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Is0 - cs2hq.com | 235 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| #2 | Snake - cs2hq.com | 136 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | debtsooB | 106 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Elon Puffs | 52 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | trunks cs2hq.com | 52 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oh man | +5.47 | 72 | 42 |
| #2 | woody | +3.98 | 84 | 70 |
| #3 | trunks cs2hq.com | +2.41 | 72 | 35 |
| #4 | Is0 - cs2hq.com | +2.35 | 82 | 65 |
| #5 | Fish Euthanizer | +2.31 | 75 | 57 |





