








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2298 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1527 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1217 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1858 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1831 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $949,352 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | guLars | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | JasonBjorn | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | lms | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Vargas | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 359 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | guLars | 173 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | JasonBjorn | 131 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | invisiblechevychase | 117 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | kAGg♚ | 66 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕ Jungeldyret | +1.85 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | Mykle | +1.23 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | Sushimonster | +0.76 | 73 | 57 |
| #4 | kAGg♚ | +0.66 | 69 | 64 |
| #5 | K4g4m1 | +0.35 | 53 | 57 |





