








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 191 matches | ||
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2490 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3137 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4330 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3631 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $306,122 of utility $44 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 418 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iñaki | 50% | 28 |
| #2 | Riderwalker | 50% | 44 |
| #3 | KaBoooM | 43% | 86 |
| #4 | sori | 42% | 137 |
| #5 | Antifus | 41% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | sori | 42% | 137 |
| #5 | Antifus | 41% | 148 |
| #6 | Evolution | 40% | 129 |
| #7 | Nuse | 36% | 74 |
| #8 | DREAM ❤ | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Evolution | 33 | 0.0129 |
| #2 | sori | 14 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | KaBoooM | 14 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Nuse | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Antifus | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antifus | 339 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | KaBoooM | 287 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Nuse | 278 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | sori | 221 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | Evolution | 177 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iñaki | +5.64 | 73 | 65 |
| #2 | KaBoooM | +2.39 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | Evolution | +1.83 | 73 | 68 |
| #4 | DREAM ❤ | +0.56 | 48 | 64 |
| #5 | Nuse | +0.46 | 65 | 59 |





