








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 728 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2825 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3772 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2905 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3069 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $863,055 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 317 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Ocean65 | 58% | 85 |
| #9 | TIMED OUT | 57% | 21 |
| #10 | suun | 57% | 23 |
| #11 | sabo | 53% | 64 |
| #12 | blep | 52% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ocean65 | 419 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #2 | blep | 203 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | sabo | 196 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | suun | 88 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | mentalityman21 | 85 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suun | +3.58 | 83 | 58 |
| #2 | robson | +2.49 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | HoanG乌龟 | +1.52 | 89 | 62 |
| #4 | TIMED OUT | +1.52 | 94 | 57 |
| #5 | Ocean65 | +1.05 | 65 | 75 |





