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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 31 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4317 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,178 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4568 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7212 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3104 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5294 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,137,436 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyrant | 74% | 31 |
| #2 | Twija | 68% | 50 |
| #3 | No Friends | 65% | 34 |
| #4 | Yuuki | 64% | 42 |
| #5 | =]]z | 64% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | am like super cool | +3.31 | 89 | 57 |
| #2 | Twija | +3.04 | 69 | 82 |
| #3 | tyrant | +3.00 | 85 | 75 |
| #4 | 🐔 | +2.66 | 88 | 63 |
| #5 | Yuuki | +2.46 | 90 | 49 |





