








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1203 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 531 matches | ||
| Faceit | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7439 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5093 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4926 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 8306 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 8121 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,989,174 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3574 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TimmyS :) | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | rdo | 48% | 50 |
| #3 | mirek | 47% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TimmyS :) | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | rdo | 48% | 50 |
| #3 | mirek | 47% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TimmyS :) | 7 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | mirek | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | rdo | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mirek | 314 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | TimmyS :) | 131 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | rdo | 121 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rdo | +3.00 | 94 | 70 |
| #2 | TimmyS :) | +1.10 | 77 | 65 |
| #3 | mirek | +1.02 | 76 | 56 |
| #4 | AREDONE | -0.54 | 58 | 60 |





