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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 954 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 298 | 31% |
| Smokes | 287 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 261 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 108 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $48,425 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | udcx tyrfceyo87p9iypoi | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Teme | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Kuhah | 47% | 32 |
| #4 | LeBurrito | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | 6k | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kuhah | 47% | 32 |
| #4 | LeBurrito | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | 6k | 38% | 13 |
| #6 | saqar. | 20% | 10 |
| #7 | Rauno Mäkynen | 17% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 6k | 5 | 0.0192 |
| #2 | Rauno Mäkynen | 4 | 0.0203 |
| #3 | Kuhah | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | saqar. | 2 | 0.0112 |
| #5 | udcx tyrfceyo87p9iypoi | 1 | 0.0233 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuhah | 87 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | LeBurrito | 59 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | saqar. | 28 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | 6k | 11 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | udcx tyrfceyo87p9iypoi | 7 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | udcx tyrfceyo87p9iypoi | +9.08 | 52 | 55 |
| #2 | pablo | +2.97 | 81 | 41 |
| #3 | 6k | +2.28 | 71 | 48 |
| #4 | Kuhah | +0.70 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | LeBurrito | -2.35 | 60 | 59 |





