








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 749 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9287 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8495 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5978 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7259 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,415,706 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steffe | 615 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #2 | Leino | 504 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | polvi | 315 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| #4 | n_koo | 304 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #5 | J | 265 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | polvi | +2.47 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | Nobody | +1.43 | 70 | 68 |
| #3 | J | +0.93 | 67 | 69 |
| #4 | n_koo | +0.68 | 56 | 76 |
| #5 | Leino | -0.03 | 52 | 63 |





