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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 524 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4670 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1704 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4360 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 4091 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2215 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,879,257 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 511 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | July | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | ♟Domo | 48% | 122 |
| #3 | ger | 48% | 40 |
| #4 | 626 | 43% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | July | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | ♟Domo | 48% | 122 |
| #3 | ger | 48% | 40 |
| #4 | 626 | 43% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | July | 10 | 0.0161 |
| #2 | 626 | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | ♟Domo | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 626 | 359 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | ♟Domo | 154 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | July | 128 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | ger | 48 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | July | +3.23 | 76 | 54 |
| #2 | ♟Domo | +1.40 | 66 | 52 |
| #3 | 626 | +0.33 | 69 | 45 |
| #4 | tipsy tomato | -0.95 | 52 | 43 |
| #5 | ger | -2.38 | 58 | 40 |





