








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 638 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 169 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3234 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2246 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1804 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1237 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 853 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,037,720 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 197 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xX420BigTony69xX | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | https://www.twitch.tv/jdspark | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | Bacardi | 60% | 52 |
| #4 | Генерал Шерман | 49% | 101 |
| #5 | Just woke up | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xX420BigTony69xX | +4.84 | 71 | 74 |
| #2 | SUPERSTAR | +4.31 | 81 | 48 |
| #3 | https://www.twitch.tv/jdspark | +1.64 | 86 | 65 |
| #4 | Bacardi | +0.81 | 75 | 41 |
| #5 | surmfr | +0.44 | 39 | 66 |





