








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 830 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 143 matches | ||
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Esplay | 12 matches | 2,097 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,879 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5589 | 40% |
| Smokes | 4156 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3019 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1115 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $886,629 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 271 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DembeR | 61% | 59 |
| #2 | Stack Overdog | 61% | 104 |
| #3 | Mange | 60% | 47 |
| #4 | Wikn3R🐼 | 59% | 27 |
| #5 | nALLEn☁ | 58% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nALLEn☁ | 735 | 0.22 | 25 min |
| #2 | pappskalle | 531 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #3 | Stack Overdog | 379 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | Nero | 317 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | carl | 281 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | carl | +4.84 | 90 | 60 |
| #2 | nALLEn☁ | +1.71 | 72 | 81 |
| #3 | hormuki | +1.36 | 79 | 70 |
| #4 | wAA1L | +0.80 | 71 | 71 |
| #5 | DembeR | +0.40 | 79 | 69 |





