








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 532 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 402 matches | ||
| Wingman | 113 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 26 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4600 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3322 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4315 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4945 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4409 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,679,737 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1040 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢ Deadpool_DK ☢ | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | besss | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Dual_Wield_Onanist | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | ondand | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Sッ︎Young | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢ Deadpool_DK ☢ | 538 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | besss | 107 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | ondand | 80 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Dual_Wield_Onanist | 57 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sッ︎Young | 47 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dual_Wield_Onanist | +3.14 | 48 | 50 |
| #2 | ondand | +2.14 | 30 | 56 |
| #3 | Sッ︎Young | +1.00 | 26 | 57 |
| #4 | besss | +0.06 | 49 | 27 |
| #5 | tsunamo | -0.44 | 28 | 50 |





