








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1668 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 284 matches | 1,999 | |
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Renown | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,982 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3153 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4437 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4851 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4541 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,246,081 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leninur | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | R. | 61% | 64 |
| #3 | s | 58% | 183 |
| #4 | fffffffffear | 57% | 37 |
| #5 | vibZ3t0r1 | 54% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hubris | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | DRIFT9LE | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Kooba | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Rewnie | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | s | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s | 1331 | 0.34 | 33 min |
| #2 | Rewnie | 667 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #3 | Kooba | 663 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #4 | vibZ3t0r1 | 336 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | Hubris | 315 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R. | +2.29 | 52 | 79 |
| #2 | vibZ3t0r1 | +1.56 | 59 | 77 |
| #3 | magnejulkveld | +1.22 | 77 | 69 |
| #4 | s | +0.97 | 64 | 70 |
| #5 | leninur | +0.65 | 43 | 60 |





