








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 702 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 346 matches | ||
| Premier | 300 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7784 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,563 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10865 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6890 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 9131 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6677 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,047,688 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jacht9r | 55% | 99 |
| #2 | BOSS | 53% | 64 |
| #3 | Percht | 53% | 156 |
| #4 | bast111 | 52% | 62 |
| #5 | Smilemaster | 50% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | bobozius | 49% | 100 |
| #7 | H O M E S T Y L E | 48% | 356 |
| #8 | BiFinger | 43% | 58 |
| #9 | i'lu:minat | 42% | 73 |
| #10 | jougles | 42% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H O M E S T Y L E | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Percht | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Smilemaster | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | bast111 | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | bobozius | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H O M E S T Y L E | 524 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #2 | Percht | 407 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | bobozius | 270 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | jacht9r | 269 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | bast111 | 197 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bast111 | +4.53 | 69 | 82 |
| #2 | BOSS | +2.86 | 71 | 76 |
| #3 | ♕$t1FfLaRシ | +1.87 | 54 | 69 |
| #4 | Smilemaster | +0.64 | 47 | 63 |
| #5 | jougles | -0.25 | 47 | 65 |





