








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1326 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1868 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2746 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2224 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $334,937 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | debban | 53% | 34 |
| #2 | PeeQ | 53% | 87 |
| #3 | DoggyBag犬袋 | 52% | 153 |
| #4 | KDN | 51% | 140 |
| #5 | b1t5ch | 47% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | KDN | 51% | 140 |
| #5 | b1t5ch | 47% | 109 |
| #6 | Vice | 41% | 17 |
| #7 | Devid Yones-あらあら | 40% | 15 |
| #8 | Pontiac Bandit | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoggyBag犬袋 | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | b1t5ch | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Vice | 2 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | KDN | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | PeeQ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoggyBag犬袋 | 532 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #2 | PeeQ | 321 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | KDN | 157 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | b1t5ch | 57 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | debban | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vice | +1.40 | 91 | 66 |
| #2 | Devid Yones-あらあら | +1.30 | 80 | 55 |
| #3 | KDN | +1.28 | 79 | 69 |
| #4 | xPєcτ | +1.04 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | PeeQ | +0.75 | 62 | 77 |





